As we Europeans ought to know, Easter is a Pagan festival, here in the North specifically associated with the fertility Goddess Ostara, or Eostre, after whom Easter is named. Indeed, it has nothing to do with the first deconstructivist theorist Jesus of Nazareth, a Jew whose life story was altered to fit with European Pagan religiosity. In the spirit of the true festival of Easter, I offer this little poem I have composed. I hope it will lift your hearts.