And lo! I saw the the sign above the gate to the ninth level of fuckwittery and yea! did the legend read: 'Abandon all hope for them ye see enter here.' And behold a queue had formed, for those gathered were legion, all nudging and jostling to get in - the multitudes who had strayed from the righteous path: the civic nationalists, the libertarians, the Alt Lighters, the readers of Breitbart, the followers of false prophets.